Pasta.

quazza:

what if bodies just had random errors like computers do

you go to receive your starbucks coffee and accidentally punch the barrista in the face then shit on the floor

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17yr:

whenever u r sad just say “nyoom” whenever u walk around a corner it will make u feel better 100% trust me i am a doctor

(via winchesterlicious)

Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.

jaythenerdkid (via escapedgoat)

"it’s a competition none of us agreed to"  I want to give the author of this quote the hardest dap ever. 

(via dynastylnoire)

(via winchesterlicious)

secretlifeofamovieproducer:

pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars


What a cockmunch
Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off
but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”



My gosh can u not think of the happiness peeps felt when they looked out and saw this? I know I get stressed out but damn I hope I don’t ever get as serious as you and lose the ability to have some fun from time to time

secretlifeofamovieproducer:

pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars

What a cockmunch

Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off

but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

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My gosh can u not think of the happiness peeps felt when they looked out and saw this?
I know I get stressed out but damn I hope I don’t ever get as serious as you and lose the ability to have some fun from time to time

(Source: robotindisguise, via norwegi-licious)